the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

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artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

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iwantmilkshake:

garygarygary:

This has been a garygarygary and vainegotism collaboration

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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fuckkyeahchicago:

chicagobusiness:

“Pic of the day”

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Chicago, Chicago… on Flickr.

Officers line the crosswalk at the Roosevelt and Michigan Avenue intersection in an effort to contain demonstrators protesting (amongst a laundry list of grievances) the Chicago 2012 NATO Summit. Sunday, May 20th, 2012. (Chris Johnson)

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MY KIND OF TOWN!

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